10. You have ever had to respond
“yes” to the question, “What have you got
in here,
rocks?”

9. You have ever taken a 22-passenger
van over “roads” that were really
intended only for
cattle

8. You have ever found yourself
trying to explain to airport security that
a rock hammer isn’t really a
weapon

7. Your rock garden is located inside
your house

6. You have ever hung a picture using
a Brunton as a level, and your rock hammer as your hammer

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